make a wish

The person above you makes a wish ("I wish I had a banana"), and then the person below grants your wish, and then wishes something else, but Your wish is messed up...

Let the game begin...

1. Raharu----I wish I could find my Vespa keys.
2. Kat-kashi----Granted, but the Vespa keys r broken. I wish i had a cookie.
3.Hotokaru~ Granted, but the cookie is old and moldy. I wish i had the perfect girl (and i do now)
4.jessica~granted but she talk weried.i wish i had the perfect guy.
5. Jessica(the other one lol)- granted but he has genital herpes. I wish there was overnight weight loss
6. Michael - Granted, but as a result your vagina falls out and you join the freak show....I wish I had the perfect body
7. Carissa - granted but you live in your mother's basement for the rest of your life...I wish I could fly
8. Laura- granted but you run into a tall tree you didn't see and break a leg......I wish I wasn't lonely and didn't like jerks.
9. Leslie- Granted...but now you are surrounded at all times including in your sleep and instead of jerks you only like gay guys. .......I wish that i could fall out of love with someone that probably isnt right for me.
10. Ryan- Granted, but you sometimes see him in other people. I wish I could start High School over with the knowledge I have now.
11. Ben - Granted, but you're blind, mute, and deaf. (OWNED SON!!!) I wish there were more greaser chicks at Burros.
12. Ryan- Granted, but you get penis cancer. (ooohhh, owned!) I wish I could find my damned remote for my TV. :
13. Reggie- Granted, but its missing batteries and there are no batteries in ur house. I wish parents would go on vacation.
14.Rachael B.~ Granted, but they decide to enjoy their vacation in your room. I wish a good guy would come along and sweep me off my feet.
15. Amy - Wish granted Rachael, but when this great guy sweeps you off your feet he tosses you off a cliff when you make him mad... haha love ya sis... I wish I had a Range Rover hahaa... make that an orange one!
16. Wish granted~ but it turns into a pumkin at midnight! i wish we could all just get along! Lol
17.Sweet...your wish is granted!.....BUT then everybody gangs up each other and the whole world is done Sorry ! But I wish for a smaller wanger ! LOL
18/ Granted~ but now your a female. i wish i was wanted
19. George --- Granted~ but you are wanted by Homeland Security. I wish I had a time machine, that could travel to anytime, I could change anything and I was safe from paradox. (Try to mess this one up!)
20.walter- Granted but you travel to the past and blow several important fuses. I wish the girl i liked would like me in return
21.) granted, but the girl you like is a retarded bitch...i wish i lived in san francisco
22.) granted but youre a very flamboiant gay man with a bug butt. I wish I wasnt at work!
23)granted-but then you would be picking out the china patterns with your sonn to be wife....i wish that no one will be able to screw this wish up.
24)Jesse-Granted!-But then every time you opened your mouth to speak you burped first.I wish I could find "Mrs. Perfect for me in this system of things!"
25) Cristina~ GRANTED!! But she's gonna be long distance..lo siento! (I wish.. i really found the "im that guy" post... )
26) Maria**GRANTED** but he's invisible! I wish for more fun games like this... heheh!
27) Lexi ~ granted, but no one sends them to you! I wish I was happily married (this game is so mean lol)]
28) Nick - Granted...but he leaves you for a midget with bigger boobs. I wish i wasnt so sleepy.
29) Granted, Youre dead. I wish I had a million dollars and a gorgeous female companion
30) Amber-Granted, your shady tax evasion leaves you broke and your gorgeous female companion has botched plastic surgery. I wish I had unlimited wishes.
21)Miriah- Granted, your wish granter is deaf and you don't know sign language, so all your wishes get screwed up. I wish I had Bill Gates money.
22)Dustin- Granted-youll get all the money...right after you make sweet sweet love to me.haha. I wish i could find some half way decent band members.
23) Bekah--Granted! But they foreigners who dont speak English and dont even want to play in your band anyway. I wish I could find the love of my life soon!
24)Cindy--Granted!! but then he decides to have a sex change and your stuck with him...uh...her?... till death do you part. i wish i could meet a guy who will call when he says he will call.
25) Vicki ~ Granted!!! But...he only calls once. I wish guys didn't play games...
26)Dani~ Granted!but... the games he was wantin to play were kinky SEX games....so hurry- take the wish back Vicki!!!! HURRY!!!!! I wish I had a young sexy energetic man standing in front of me mmmm......
27) Ashley Granted! But he suffers from impotence so badly that the little blue pill cant help! I wish I had a non office job!
28) James Granted..Bu the street corner you started working gets taken out by the new 269 bypass..I wish I had ticket to the Super Bowl!
29) MaJiK - Granted but it is a ticket stubb from the 1985 Super Bowl, but hey it is signed by Chicago's Fridge Perry! I wish I had a vacation home on a tropical island!
30) Dave ~ Granted but it's a result of just a 4 hour tour, with Gilligan and the Skipper. I wish I'd win the PowerBall Jackpot!
31) Todd ~ Granted but so does 10,000,000 others leaving you with $5.24 after taxes. I wish MySpace didn't suck so bad.
32.) Sara~ granted, but then Tom would be sitting on a Hawaiian Island somewhere and not have to work. We don't want that do we? I wish that I knew where to put all the junk that I own...
33.) Korie- Granted, but now you only have a cardboard box on the corner to live in. I wish my boyfriend would FINALLY propose to me......
34.) Nina - Granted, but you now are pregnant with septuplets. I wish that Jesse Palmer would come back to Houston and take me out on a date....
35.) Jamie - Granted, but he has since changed his name to Jessica Palmer and really just wants to play with your hair and makeup. I wish I could finally find the job of my dreams...
35)Purple Bull - Granted, but you work underneath your worst enemy, and can never get quit or fired! I wish I were a super model/actor.
36.) Robyn- Granted, but you're a flaming homosexual who's been out of work for 3 years. ok, I wish I were having sex right now. ;-)
37.) Bamboo-Granted, but the dude that your having sex with is only 14!!! lol, I wish i had more money then bill gates and a little fishing boat?
38.) Lonnie- Granted, but on your first outing in your little fishing boat Jaws comes out of no where and bites your face off, the detectives postulate the only reason Jaws owned you was because the boat was too small. I wish I had some more roofie pills. (The weekends coming up) haha!
39) amanda - granted, but your friends put all the roofie pills in your drink and you get ass raped in the back alley of vino's. i wish i had a bitchin new house on the hill with a maserati spider in the garage.
40)onyx - granted, but due to a major mudslide that bitchin' new house and awesome car slid off the hill into the seventh level of hell...I wish I had true love...
41)Mistress Sierra - granted, but you're true love is a monkey and he craps all over your house all the time. I wish I had a pair of thigh high boots.
42) Rune- Granted, but they're a size 14 in mens. I wish I was a telekinetic with enough power to pitch monster trucks at people!
43)Cherie - Granted but it only works when you are naked and in a semi-erect state. I wish I could drink beer at work.
44)..m/ Chris Payne ..m/ - Granted, but the beer is flat, out of date and warm. I wish there weren't so many bands that sucked ass these days.
45). -Jon- Granted, but the good ones only play single song sets with shitty P/A's and never write anything new. I wish I made money playing music
46. Rick- Granted, but it might have to take playing all ages venues til you are signed. I wish I could see someone right now..they know who they are..
47) morir sonando - granted, but they have amnesia and because of it, forgot to take their meds. i wish you were a beer.
48) tabatha-granted, but i'm non-alcoholic. i wish i had a time machine.
49) Sinclair - granted, but it's powered by and blares shitty nu-metal while time traveling. I wish I had a cigarette
50)MistressCorrine~GRANTED,but you have no heat or fire source to light it...I wish I could quit smoking and actually stay a non smoker.
51) K.Edweird: Granted, but you must join AA and suffer for all the 2nd-hand smoke!--- I wish there were more good pirate movies.
52) Shinobu: Granted, but they all star Tom Cruise in the lead role. I wish for a house.
53) Sunshine: That house will be built on an ancient Indian burial groud. I wish I didn't have to go to work in an hour.
54)heather: Granted!, but you realize you have to be there in ten minutes.....i wish i had superpowers and could fly around in my hot leather costume and i didnt have to worry about villians
55)Jonathan: Granted, but you're an amputee victim with multiple personality disorder. I wish I had money to buy food.
56)Heather C.~Granted but your money is only good in a Monopoly World.......I wish I was 21 already!......
57) Lindsay ~ Wish granted but the legal drinking age is now 25, I wish I had a new car.
58) Shannon~ Granted... but the car blows up the next day. I wish I had a million dollars!
59) Mike H~Granted.....But the guy that does your taxes is a compulsive gambler like my friend Jonathan and he got hit in the nuts real hard and took all your money to Mexico never to be seen again........I wish I had a sugar Mama!
60) Austin- Granted but come to find out she is leg licker and leaves you......I wish I had this job back home so I could always be home and not here
61) Andrew-Grated but your old job moved to Texas! I wish I were going back to Okinawa, Japan!
62) Aaron - Wish granted but a volcano erupted and destroyed the only strip club. (ChiChi's baby). I wish I could never work, but still get a paycheck.
63)Andy-Wish Granted, but you put down the wrong routing number for your automatic pay and it always gets transfered to my account (ooo two birds, one stone) I wished my front yard didn't look hayness!!!
64. Venessa - Wish Granted, but the backyard gets all the mess that was in the front....... I wish I was a little bit taller
65. Marsee ~ wish granted, but for every inch you grow, jason shrinks by two. I wish i had bigger boobies!
66. Davey- wish granted Marsee, but everytime your boobs grow your face distorts making you look more like rocky dennis..... I wish I can spit venom
67. Frankie - wish granted DAVEY! ....... BUT everytime you spit venom your penis shrinks (smaller u say!?!?!) and it feels like someone is probing your penis hole with a thin wire with each spit you take. I wish I had nice friends.
68. Cilla - wish granted frankie.. but that friend is ME!!! we'll have sleep overs, paint each other nails, and eat popcorn till we puke! oh fun times!!!! i wish i could sing.
69. (YAAAAY, my favorite number) Aileen- wish granted Priscilla, but all you could sing was songs from the country music channel. I wish I could legally sell drugs now (try and mess that one up) ; )
70. Lipa-granted Aileen, but you're legally selling Midol, I wish I had a nice butt.
71. Sheena - Lipa, wish granted!! However, I know you want a nice butt, but no pants fit right, low rise is just not for booty girls. Besides the guys ALWAYS stare! I wish I didnt need contacts or glasses!
72. D-HOP - Wish granted, but because u can finally see what u really look like, u get conceited and lose all your friends.... I wish i had a new car
73. Nakia ~ Wish granted, but your note is hella high and u get in a small accident which causes your insurance to skyrocket and now, you can't pay your rent. I wish I was a lil bit taller.
74. CANDICE~ Nakia your wish is granted, but you are now 7ft 9 and no guy will date u and no one wants to be your friend because u are taller than everyone and because of your height you will spend the rest of your life alone : (!! I wish that I was done with college...
75. Tracy~ Candice, Your wish is granted, although you should keep in mind that just because you have a piece of paper that says degree does not mean a career will be handed to you, you have to get on your grind and start from the bottom like everyone else. I wish I could buy my dream home.....
76. COURTNEY~ granted however, your dream home is located in Bakersfield and you live near a nuclear power plant. Also, your house is awesome but you come to find out that you will spend thousands of dollars in property taxes and granite counter tops... I wish Dan and I wouldn't fight and argue so much...
77. Kimmy~ Court, your wish is granted!! However, since you dont fight anymore and everything is honky dory the wedding is moved up to ..... TOMMOROW!!!! Better get planning!! I wish that I could lose weight by eating burritos and pizza all day long!!!
78. Gina - Kimmy your wish is granted. You eat burritos and pizza all day long but you lose weight because your right leg fell off. I wish my job would burn to the ground so I didn't have to come here anymore.
79. Angela~~~ Gina your wish is granted, your work burned to the ground but your order from the passion party was in the flames, so it is destroyed. I wish I was out of debt
80. allison- angela your wish is granted your out of debt and you have some to spair. i wish i was smarter.
81. Jarrod - Granted, but you become so smart that your brain explodes and you die. I wish that I could see Izzy more often. ^_^
82. MissKaitlin- Granted, but then you find out she's a giant lizard instead of a chick. Nobody can be that beautiful, damnit. I wish Kevin lived right across the street.
83. Diabolical Beauty - Granted, But a meteor crashes in the middle of the street, Creating an endless pit leading straight to Hell's chambers, Blocking you from your love. I wish I could teleport...
84. Jimmy -Granted, but you end up in my bed without a condom. and instead of me thats gonna tap that ass, its my giant robot! *que entrance of robot*! I wish i had a giant robot that could grant me better wishes then this shit....
85. Brendan - Granted, but the giant robot malfunctions, and kicks you so hard in the nuts you cant ever have sex again... I wish i didnt waste my time reading this whole thing
86. Jason - Granted, but the time vortex used to send you back in time to before you read it all malfunctions, and sends you back to colonial America, where the Puritans stone you to death for your hair. I wish more of my friends played World of Warcraft with me. (
87) Neon John - Granted - BUUUUT world of warcraft servers go offline...and when i say go offline I mean your computers all explode at the same time and you're all merged into one gigantic super computer virus to wreak havoc on all other online roleplaying games ...problem is....you can't drink mountain dew as a virus now can you? --- I wish it was legal for me and ONLY ME to kill people (and accepted world wide as an act of god((even god approved))
[88]CharlesGranted, but, as you begin to kill all the A-holes you've run across in your lifetime, you realize that you have formed in yourself an insatiable bloodlust that will not be satisfied until you and ONLY YOU are alive on this planet. And then God sees you and is like..."I always knew John was a prick" and he shrinks you down to the size of an ant right next to one of those runny nose kids who pulls wings off of butterflies for fun. I wish I owned Texas.
89. bridget- granted, chuckles, but when you get the deed to texas you realize youve been scammed and now own every tampon in the world instead.... ha ha! i wish i had some beer
90. cynthia - Granted but all of the beer you have tastes like skunk spray and when you finally find a bottle that doesnt taste absolutely awfull your lips lock shut and you have to try to drink it through your nose. i wish for a new wardrobe
91. Kristi - Granted my dear, but your new wardrobe only has brown clothes. Brown pants, brown shirts, brown underroo's, brown shoes, everything is brown and 4 times to big for you. I wish that Daisie's farts didn't stink so bad!
92. Weez- GRANTED! Only the smell will now be coming out of the other end! I wish it was sunny and warm outside.
93. Sean- GRANTED!!! but it will be the only day this year that it is, and you will be all hung over from a long night's drinking the night before, and wont enjoy a minute of it!!! I wish to have more wishes, and to grant everyone's wishes, so that the list doesnt ever get this fucking long ever again!!!!
94.Sarah- GRANTED!!!! Only, you know it's never going to stop..I wish I guys were NOT suck Pricks!!
95. Peggy~ granted....only then you realize their all gay and you can never have nothing more than an wesome friendship with them..hahahaha.............. I wish all the mean people in my life would just disappear and never to be heard from again.
96. Kitrina~~ GRANTED... only now you understand that every person has some meanness in them and now everyone is gone.. (great peggy, you just ended the world)...... I wish for unconditional love and happiness.
97. Valerie- Granted... but it will only be from your family and friends-- JUST KIDDING. I wish I had millions of dollars.
98. Jeremy - Granted but next you'll wish for more $ because you'll realize 1 mill is not enough---I wish for a new pair of shoes - That Fly!!
99. jESSICA-- GRANTED BUT THEY WILL EXPLODE THE MINUTE THEY FLY!!! I WISH I COULD PARTY EVERY NIGHT!!! WITH NO HANGOVER!!
100. Your Parents - Granted! But you'll be pregnant with twins and it will burn when you pee! We are so proud of you! Your Parents wish we could make a guest appearance on the Lucy and Desi Comedy Hour! That was Your Parents' Favorite Show!
101.Zimharp~ granted, but yer trapped on that particular episope of Lucy and Desi FOREVER AND EVER!!! I wish for the chickens not to eat my raddish seedlings
102. fancy pants - granted, but their new diet consists only of firstborn children and superplus gasoline. I wish for a glow in the dark pussy.
103. La Senora-granted, but then the glow grows so bright, you can see it all the time, through your undies, through your clothes, and it blinks like hazard lights. the glow grows so strong it starts to omit heat and burns your clothes off and no penis or tongue will come near you ever again, b/c theres no such thing as heat-resistant condoms or dental dams. i wish i had kung fu fighting poowers that would make bruce lee go "ooooooooo...."