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1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (first pet and street name) Alice San Jacinto. pretty fresh...

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on mother's side first name, favorite candy) Ester Twix. Or Ester Special Dark. hmm, that sound more like my porn name.

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name) S-Mek. smek??? oh god, thats terrible!

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, name of high school mascot) kitty Pointer. i must have a destiny in the porn industry.

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born) Alemu Kenagawa Ken. chinese opera?

6. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME: (name of dad/mom, cell phone Company you use) Robert Sprint. i think thats who i'd be fucking in my porn.

7. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name) Mekdrogod. ohshit, thats a good one! move over, boba fet!